I am way overdue for a new swimsuit. As exciting as it is to shop for one (that’s sarcasm for you slow folks)
You see, I’m not a big fan of Summer. I really don’t enjoy sweat. I don’t like my ass and thighs sticking to plastic chairs while I get eaten alive my blood sucking insects. It’s just not my thing.
I also don’t enjoy having to expose my body in front of strangers. There is not enough Spanx in the world to cover up fat rolls and big thighs at a pool party. I shouldn’t care and neither should you. But, let’s be real. We all care! Actually, it can be down right humiliating!
I’ve also never been able to find a bathing suit top that supported my boobs. So, another reason I’m not a fan of Summer…I prefer not to have the droopy big boob look under the sun dress on the way to the beach. Thanks, but no thanks.
Anyways, the point of this post is to show you some bathing suit options that I would wear and that I recommend if you feel the same way I do about this lovely time of year. Seriously, these are pretty irresistible…don’t ya think?
“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.”~Erma Bombeck~