I am way overdue for a new swimsuit. As exciting as it is to shop for one (that’s sarcasm for you slow folks) , I just haven’t brought myself to doing it yet. Actually, I haven’t done it in 2 years. Yea, that’s pretty sad.

You see, I’m not a big fan of Summer. I really don’t enjoy sweat. I don’t like my ass and thighs sticking to plastic chairs while I get eaten alive my blood sucking insects. It’s just not my thing.

I also don’t enjoy having to expose my body in front of strangers. There is not enough Spanx in the world to cover up fat rolls and big thighs at a pool party. I shouldn’t care and neither should you. But, let’s be real. We all care! Actually, it can be down right humiliating!

I’ve also never been able to find a bathing suit top that supported my boobs. So, another reason I’m not a fan of Summer…I prefer not to have the droopy big boob look under the sun dress on the way to the beach. Thanks, but no thanks.

Anyways, the point of this post is to show you some bathing suit options that I would wear and that I recommend if you feel the same way I do about this lovely time of year. Seriously, these are pretty irresistible…don’t ya think?

More Forever 21…
Forever 21 at ShopStyle

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More Asos…
Asos at ShopStyle

More Forever 21…
Forever 21 at ShopStyle

More Esther Williams…
Esther Williams at ShopStyle

More La Blanca by Rod Beattie…
La Blanca by Rod Beattie at ShopStyle
“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.”
~Erma Bombeck~
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